in my recent travels, i managed to find the ugliest house for Xmas this year.

had some fun this last weekend in morristown, NJ.
pub crawl anyone?



i feel like the picture below would be a cool album cover for a beatles christmas record.

i finally made it to the new giants stadium. yeah, i know there's a different name for it now, but NOBODY calls it by the new name. i'm pretty sure i witnessed the best NFL game i'll ever see live. that doesn't mean i hate the giants. it just means i love a good game - regardless of the winning team.

the lovely dana rothermel came in to sell us on why she should be the next 979x-girlfriend.
tonight(friday) is the night, by the way, to check out all the girls at the woodlands. fun starts at 10pm. all the pics from tonight will be on our website monday for you to vote on. 979x.com




the PRP stopped in and brought goofy looking gifts for us. ha ha
it's just not Xmas until you dress like a reindeer...

do i have your attention now? that's what 700 crunches a night will get you.
lovely LIVIA (last name DOVICAKOVA) popped in to teach us some of her native tongue, which by the way is slovak.

below - cyndi brojakowski came by and gave us tips for whipping some ass with belts of various kinds. she is also hoping to win her way into our hearts as our next 979x-girlfriend.

voting starts next week on our website. 979x.com

oh no, our poor rebecca has a little boo boo. wonder how that happened?..... hmmm....

rebecca enjoying some SAKE at our xmas party. might be the reason she has a head injury now.?.

above - christina galdieri was one of three of our 2011 calendar girls who stopped by to pander for your votes next week. they are all hoping to be our next 979x-girlfriend. check out our website starting monday to vote. 979x.com


below - kati rodriguez works on rolling her RRRssss when saying her own last name.

below - adria lima shows off her tattoos and dimples.

work that camera girl...

megan sailus came by this morning to win us over with her cheerleading personality.
she's hoping to be our next 979x-girlfriend.



she knocked out a SOLID thirty push-ups.





also, natalie, from the local band graces downfall, gave us the info for a benefit that they're doing tonight. if you see her be sure to get her a drink for her 21st bday at midnight tonight!!

meet the sutliff sisters. ashley and erika stopped by hoping to win your votes next week on our website. yes, next week we'll be looking for your help to crown our next 979x-girlfriend.



erika doing some pull-ups with the help of her sister...




also,
over the weekend, i finally got to show rebecca blake the concrete penis in nanticoke. she immediately attacked it...

looks like our newest teammate enjoyed the hockey jersey i gave her this morning.

most evil leaders have a number 2, i opted for a number 3... it's rebecca blake everybody!!

the lovely miss december, Kifany Gower, stopped by and talked about cow tipping, among other things.
this is the photo she sent in(wearing daisy dukes) to see if we'd let her on the calendar. uhh, HELL YEAH we'll take you!!

here's a pic from years ago when i was goofing around with corey taylor(slipknot/stonesour).
i played a new "christmas" song from corey this morning.
don't worry, i'll be playing the hell out of it over the next few weeks.

attn: hunters!
deer are mocking you by wearing ties.
get them!!!

here's me screwing around at work. looks like the sales staff loves to screw around too.
I KNEW IT!!

make-up? really? you've only been here for a half hour...

???

i made it to the rally to restore sanity in DC this weekend to support two of my favorite shows on TV - "the daily show" and "the colbert report".
it was all for laughs.

the iranian leader below...

the stage after everyone left...